A model of the Mariner-C spacecraft at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Lewis Research Center for a June 1964 Conference on Ne...

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic splash! Neptune's doing the backstroke in your sign, setting the stage for some stellar synchronicities!"

"Aquarius, May the Force Be with You: Expect Galactic Shifts, Intergalactic Romances, and a Chance of Meteor Showers!"

"Capricorns Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Saturn is Not Just a Gas Giant, It's Your Personal Life Coach!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Jupiter) Be With You: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Star Wars-esque Love Drama!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Cosmic Maelstrom of Love, Laundry, and Laser Tag!"

"Libra Alert: Cosmic Scales Tip Towards a Pizza Overload and Binge-Watching Cosmos - the Universe Has Spoken!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde - Perfect Time to Blame All Your Geeky Obsessions on the Cosmos!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar with Laughter! Saturn's Got a 'Ring' Side Seat to Your Cosmic Comedy Show!"

"Cancerians, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Neptune Gets Tangled in Your Pincers - It's time to Embrace Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"

"Double Trouble or Twice the Fun? Gemini's Cosmic Twister Forecast: There’s a 99.9% Chance of Unpredictable Mirth and a Slight Possibility of Misplacing Your Keys...Again!"

"Stubborn Taurus Unearths Ancient Alien Artifacts; Still Refuses to Admit They Took a Wrong Turn at the Milky Way!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Set to Stir Up Your Inner Jedi - May the Cosmic Force Be With You!"

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cadets: The Moon's Swapping Its Gemini Twins for Crustaceous Cancer - It's Going to be Claw-some!"

The spectacular aurora borealis, or the “northern lights,” over Canada is sighted from the space station near the highest point of its orbital path. T...

"Subatomic Shift Alert! Neptune's Doing the Macarena Again, Pisces - Buckle Up for a Cosmic Cha-Cha of Emotions!"

"Aquarius, This Week the Force is With You...and So is Mercury in Retrograde: May the odds of cosmic chaos be ever in your favor!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Capricorn, Your Stars are Aligning Quicker than the Millennium Falcon in Hyperdrive!"

"Sagittarius, Get Your Quiver Ready: An Arrow of Galactic Influence is About to Hit Your 'fun-ction' Zone!"

"Scorpio, May the Force be With You! But Watch Out for Wookiee-like Misunderstandings in Communication!"

"Libra: The Scales Are Tipping! Time to Balance the Force... Or Just Your Checkbook!"

"Virgo, Time to Channel Your Inner Nerd: A Week of Quantum Physics, Crunchy Granola, and Unexpected Romance!"

"Roaring in the Cosmos, You Are! Leo's Galactic Giggles Forecast, This is!"

"Oh, Dear! Galactic Crab Alert: Cancerians Set To Embrace Their Inner Jedi This Month!"

"Double Trouble or Double Delight? Gemini's Twofold Adventure in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!"

"Taurus, May the Fourth Be With You: This Month's Astrological Forecast, Vader-Style"

"Aries, It’s Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator: Say Hasta La Vista to Boredom and I'll Be Back to Adventure!"

"Great Scott! Pisces, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: Retrograde in Your Future Brings a Blast from the Past!"

"Aquarius Forecast: 'I find your lack of faith in Mercury Retrograde... disturbing.' Prepare for Galactic-level Miscommunications!"

"Capricorn's Cosmic Forecast: Saturn Plays Hide-and-Seek While Your Inner Goat Leaps Towards Starry Shenanigans!"

"Sagittarius: Galactic Giggles Ahead! Jupiter's Doing the Jive & Your Arrows Aim for Adventure!"

"Scorpios: Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance as Mars Mambos into Your Love Life - Might Want to Wax Those Stingers!"

"Libra Season Approaches: Time to Balance Your Life or Just Your Checkbook?"

"Virgo, Time to Tidy Up your Timey-Wimey Stuff: Your Planets are in a Bigger Mess than the Inside of the TARDIS!"

"Leo, Prepare for Hyperdrive: Star Wars Wookies Predict a Roaring Month of Galactic Adventures and Intergalactic Hairball Challenges!"

"Cancer's Forecast: Expect a Starship Load of Cosmic Crabbyness, with a High Probability of Intergalactic Mood Swings!"

"Gemini Twins: Prepare for a Cosmic Tag-Team Match with the Stars, or How to Juggle Planetary Mood Swings like a Jedi!"

"Taurus, You're Our Only Hope: Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Gravitational Pull!"

"Aries, Mars Called - It Wants its Fiery Temper Back! An Astrological Forecast Full of Galactic Giggles."

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes, Space Fans! The Moon is Skipping from Taurus to Gemini Like a Caffeinated Flea!"

"Drokk! Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Tsunami of Emotions as Neptune Rides a Hoverboard through Your Sign!"

"Attention Aquarians: The Stars Align, Your Alien Overlord Approves. Time to Ditch the Tin Foil Hat and Embrace the Cosmos!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Cylon: Stargazing Through a Lens of Existential Anarchy and Galactic Shenanigans!"

"Spacetime Shenanigans Alert! Jupiter's Playing Ping-Pong with your Fortune, Sagittarius!"

"Scorpio, This Week Your Stars Say 'Get to the Chopper!' - Expect Some High-Flying Changes!"

"Hasta La Vista, Balance! Libra's Cosmic Forecast Calls for Unstoppable Action!"

"Virgo, Brace Thyself: Mercury Retrograde has Nothing on Your Upcoming Battle with the Laundry Pile!"

"Leo, May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury is in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Tricky as a Death Star Trench Run!"

"Interstellar Crab Alert: Cancerians Set to Boldly Go Where No Crab Has Gone Before, Courtesy of Mercury Retrograde!"

"Galactic Twins Beware: Mercury in Retrograde Threatens to Misplace Your Other Half!"

"Taurus, the Force Be Moo-ving With You: Expect Some Galactic Bull-ishness in Your Near Future!"

"Extra-Terrestrial Traffic Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Conga Line of Planetary Shenanigans!"

A disk of hot gas swirls around a black hole in this illustration from Dec. 20, 2022. A long stream of hot gas on the right, coming from a star that w...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! The Universe is About to Send You on a Roller Coaster Ride of Emotions...and No, It's Not Because Your Favourite Sci-Fi Show Got Cancelled!"

"Aquarius, Grab Your Snorkel! Love Dives Deeper than a Submarine in the Mariana Trench this Month!"

"Great Scott! Capricorns, Brace Yourselves for a Time-Traveling Cosmic Twist this Month – No Flux Capacitor Required!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before... Mercury Retrograde!"

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves: Mercury's in Retrograde and it's More Stubborn than Mulder with a Conspiracy Theory!"

"Attention Libras: Balance Your Scales or Risk Becoming a Galactic Teeter-Totter!"

"Virgo Vibes: Get Ready for an Organized Chaos, Cosmic Cleanups and the Supernova of Sensibility!"

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Your Mane Attraction This Month Is A Cosmic Hairball of Planetary Purr-turbations!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way to Glory: The Stars Declare a Shell-Shocking Week Ahead!"

"Twins in a Galaxy Far, Far Away: Gemini, Time to Channel Your Inner Leia and Han Solo for an Epic Astrological Adventure!"

"Brace Yourselves Taurus, the Constellations are in Retrograde: Expect More Stubbornness than a Cylon Refusing a Software Update!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Stellar Traffic Jam: Mars in Retrograde Decides to Take a Nap in Your Sign!"

"Mars Ditches Scorpion Roomie for Sagittarian Soiree: Galactic Gossip from Your Star-Gazing Nerd!"

"Breaking Moos: Lunar Lunatic Ditches Ram's Rage for Bullish Bliss - Alien to This or Just Another Celestial Shuffle?"

"Pisces, this week you'll be 'phoning home' to your emotional side more than E.T. on a long-distance call!"

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Shower of Nerdy Charm, Quantum Quirks and Starry Shenanigans!"

"Hold Onto Your Horns, Capricorn! Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead as Saturn Shifts Into Reverse!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Aim Your Cosmic Arrows at the Universe – Just Remember, There's No Reset Button in Space!"

"Scorpio, You've Got the Force: Now Stop Using it to Open Automatic Doors!"

"Libra, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Balance! Cosmic Scales Tip in Favor of Extra Cheesy Pizza this Month!"

"Virgo, Embrace Your Inner Nerd: Planet Alignment Predicts a Cosmic Confluence of Tidiness, Effortless Efficiency, and UFO Sightings!"

"Leonine Stardust Chronicles: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roar, but Don't Forget to Tidy up your Mane!"

"Crustacean Constellation Commotion: Cancer Stars Align for Galactic Game of Tag. Expect Shell-Shocking Changes!"

"Twins Alert! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act, And Remember, No One Likes a Show-Off!"

"Planetary Bull Market: Taurus Grabs Cosmos by the Horns in a High-Stakes Galactic Rodeo!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Socks and Multiplication of House Plants!"

NASA astronauts Michael Hopkins (left) and Rick Mastracchio, both Expedition 38 flight engineers, pose for a photo with a Thanksgiving meal in the Uni...

"Pisces: Prepare to Dive Deep into the Cosmic Sea, But Don't Forget Your Galactic Snorkel!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Cosmic Showers of Inspiration - Don't Forget Your Celestial Umbrella!"

"Capricorn: Brace For Impact As Saturn Sends You More Homework Than a Quantum Physics Major!"

"Neo Called, Sagittarius! He Said to 'Dodge This' Mercury Retrograde Like You're Dodging Bullets in Slow-Mo!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourselves! The Universe is About to Serve Some Galactic Humble Pie with a Side of Cosmic Sarcasm!"

"Libra, Use the Balance! Galaxy-Scale Decisions Await You!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Organize the Cosmos: Your Spreadsheet Skills are About to Become Galactic!"

"EXTERMINATE SELF-DOUBT, LEO! PLANETARY ALIGNMENT SETS STAGE FOR DOMINATION...OF YOUR TO-DO LIST!"

"EXTERMINATE! YOUR FEAR, DEAR CANCER - VENUS IS IN RETROGRADE, NOT YOUR LOVE LIFE!"

"Geminis Brace for Cosmic Twister: Doppelgänger Alert as Mercury Plays Peekaboo with Uranus!"

"Beware, Taurus! Venus Has a Crush on You: Cosmic Love Triangle Ensues!"

"Aries Rams Ahead: Brace for Impact or Enjoy the Ride - Either Way, Hold onto Your Asteroids!"

"Rejoice, Space Cadets! The Moon is Ditching Its Fishy Pajamas for Some Fiery Ram Horns!"

"Sun Ditches Scorpio Faster than the Millennium Falcon, Sagittarius Grabs the Lightsaber Next!"

NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 flight engineer Nicole Mann is pictured during a fit check of her spacesuit ahead of a planned spacewalk to upgrade t...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Soup! Neptune's Serving Extra Stardust Sprinkles!"

"Beam Me Up, 'Quarius! It's Time to Exceed Warp Speed on the Love Planet Venus!"

"Capricorn: Time to Scale the Mountain of Success, or Just Binge Watch Star Trek? The Stars Weigh In!"

"Sagittarius, May the Force of Jupiter Be With You: Expect Galactic Shifts and Light-Speed Love Adventures!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to 'Be Back' this Month: Astrological Forecast Predicts a Resurgence of Your Inner Cyborg!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: The Stars Predict a Balance Overload. Oh Dear, Not Another Harmony Lesson!"

"Virgo: Expect a Nebula of Nerdiness This Week - Even Pluto's Heart Might Not Be As Cold As Your Ex's!"

"Leos, Prepare for the Sudden Urge to Roar: Your Main Mane Event is Here! Mars Enters Leo, It's Not Science Fiction, it's Astro-Reality!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself: Gandalf Predicts a Shadowy Retrograde; You Shall Not Pass Without Laughing!"

"Get Ready, Gemini: 'I'll Be Back' - Your Retrograde Exes in Full Terminator Mode!"

"Beam Me Up, Bull! Taurus, It's Time to Moove Past That Black Hole of Stubbornness!"

"Battle Stations, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It's Throwing More Curveballs than a Nervous Physics Student at a Baseball Game!"

The NIRCam (Near-Infrared Camera) instrument on NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope’s reveals a portion of the Milky Way’s dense core in a new light. An...

"Pisces, Hold on to Your Fishy Fins! Retrograde is Coming, So Prepare for a Celestial Rollercoaster of Emotions… and Beware of Misplacing Your Keys!"

"Aquarius, Get Ready to Juggle Planets: It's 'Einstein Meets Cirque du Soleil' in Your Chart This Month!"

"Capricorn, Brace Your Goats: Your Stars are Plotting a Galactic Rebellion!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Embark on an Epic Quest! Brace for Impact with Mysterious Planets and Beware of Rogue Black Holes!"

"Scorpio, Grab Your Flamethrower! A Full Moon in Your Sign Might Just Bring Out the Alien in Your Love Life!"

"Libra Season Incoming: Prepare for Peace, Harmony, and an Unforeseen Invasion of Decision-Making Paralysis!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Housecleaning: The Universe is Ready with its Celestial Vacuum Cleaner!"

"Leo Stars Busy Mane-taining Their Glow: Planetary Frizz Control Forecasted!"

"Inter-Galactic Alert: Cancerians, Your Mood Swings Could Rival the Orbit of Tatooine’s Binary Suns this Month!"

"Double Trouble or Double Bubble? Gemini’s Cosmic Xerox Machine Overheats in this Week's Astral Rollercoaster!"

"Intergalactic Traffic Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Unexpected U-turns in Your Personal Wormhole of Life!"

"Aries, Look Out! 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Those Negative Vibes - Your Stars are Saying 'I'll Be Back... With Good Fortune!'"

"Aliens Not Involved: Moon Ditches Aquarius for Pisces in Cosmic Roommate Swap!"

"Fishy Forecast: Pisces to Navigate Nebula of Nostalgia, Negotiate with Neptune, and Nimbly Nullify Negative Vibes!"

"Aquarius, you're about to experience a cosmic party more wild than Snake Plissken's trip through dystopian New York: prepare your spaceship!"

"Capricorn, hold onto your Horns: Planetary Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Stuff Ahead!"

"Sagittarius: 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to Bad Vibes - Your Stars are Saying 'I'll Be Back' to Good Times!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Star is About to Do the Cha-Cha in the Retrograde Disco!"

"Libra, Your Scales are About to Tip: Prepare for a Cosmic Overload of Kale Smoothies and Quantum Physics!"

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde Begs You to Untangle Those Headphones and Organize Your Comic Book Collection, Stat!"

"Leo, Set Phasers to Fun! An Intergalactic Joyride of Cosmic Proportions Awaits You in the Final Frontier of This Month's Astrological Forecast!"

"Interstellar Crustaceans Alert: Cancerians Brace for A Cosmic Pinch of Love, Luck, and Just a Dash of Quantum Uncertainty!"

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Mercury will be doing the cha-cha in your sign, causing more mood swings than a teenager on prom night!"

"May the Fourth be with you, Taurus: It’s time to stop Bull-ing around in a galaxy far, far away!"

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Not a Holodeck Simulation!"

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for Galactic Waves: Even Your Goldfish Might Start Speaking Quantum Physics!"

"Great Scott! Aquarius, Prepare to Charge Your Flux Capacitors for a Time-Warping Cosmic Adventure!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmos with the Precision of a Quantum Physicist Riding a Unicycle!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Rodeo! Jupiter's Acting More Unpredictable Than Quantum Physics on Caffeine!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Planetary Alignment Predicts 99% Chance of Snark and Sarcasm - Universe Recommends Carrying an Emergency Kit of Humor!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Snake Plissken Might Just Use 'Em for Target Practice: Astrological Forecast Ahead!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Chakras and Sort Your Socks: A Cosmic Tidy-Up is on the Horizon!"

"Leo: Buckle Up for a Stellar Ride, You Cosmic Lions - Saturn's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Hairier Than Lister's Laundry Pile!"

"Crabby Cancer, prepare for a Cosmic Conundrum: Are You a Moonchild or a Lunar Lunatic?"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Twin Stars are Flux-Capacitor-charged for a Cosmic Hoverboard Ride!"

"Stubborn Taurus, Brace Yourself! Venus is Retrograding into a Quantum Tango with Mars - May Cause Unexpected Craving for Vegan Tacos and Binge-Watching Star Trek!"