Stars leave streaks of light in concentric circles in this Mar 16, 2012, view from the International Space Station.

Retrograde Report for 22 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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“I think I’m always seeking out projects that help people feel seen. And maybe that’s why I got so into photography initially. I struggle with that myself — feeling seen. And so to help other people feel seen is definitely an interest of mine that I keep coming back to." — Aubrey Gemignani, Photo Archivist/Photographer, Mori Associates

This Feb 3, 2023, enhanced-color image from Landsat 9 highlights a green and blue patchwork pattern in flooded rice fields in southwestern Louisiana.

"Set Phasers to Aries: The Moon's Bold Move from Pisces to Aries Brings Cosmic Chaos and Courage!"

Retrograde Report for 21 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Titan, Saturn’s largest moon, looks quite small in comparison to the giant planet behind it in this natural color view from the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft.

"Get Your Cosmic Seatbelts Ready: The Sun is Leaving Pisces and Entering Aries – Hold On to Your Astrological Hats!"

Retrograde Report for 20 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"The Moon is Leaving Aquarius and Heading to Pisces - May the Fish Be With You!"

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Retrograde Report for 19 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Get ready to blast off: Mercury leaves Pisces and enters Aries, just like a spaceship leaving an alien planet!"

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Retrograde Report for 18 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Maat Mons, a volcano on Venus that has shown signs of a recent eruption, is in the black square near the planet’s equator in this annotated, computer-simulated global map of Venus’ surface.

"Attention all star signs: The Moon is going from Capricorn to Aquarius, so buckle up and prepare for some cosmic weirdness. And if you're a Capricorn feeling a little lost, don't worry - just remember that even the most organized goats need to let their freak flag fly every once in a while."

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Retrograde Report for 17 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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An orbital sunrise reveals cloud tops above the Pacific Ocean northeast of New Zealand as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above on Feb. 10, 2023.

"Great Scott! Venus is Moving to Taurus and it's Going to be Heavy, Doc!"

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Retrograde Report for 16 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Elementary school students eagerly raise their hands as Diana Trujillo, technical group supervisor for sequence planning and execution and tactical mission lead for the Mars Perseverance rover, speaks to them on March 13, 2023.

"Beam me up, Capricorn! The Moon is leaving Sagittarius behind and taking us on a cosmic joyride!"

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Retrograde Report for 15 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, my fellow space travelers! It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde, which means we can all let out a collective sigh of relief. #Phew #NoMoreMercuryMadness But don't get too comfortable just yet, my cosmic pals. You may still feel a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war as the planets continue to do their celestial dance. #PlanetaryPolka So, what's a starry-eyed human to do during this time of apparent planetary calm? Well, it's the perfect time to focus on yourself and your own personal growth. #SelfCareIsKey Use this lull in retrogrades to reassess your goals and make any necessary changes. Remember, you're in control of your own destiny, even when the planets seem to be going haywire. #YouGotThis And if you do start feeling a bit off-kilter, remember to take a deep breath and channel your inner Amy Pond. Who needs planets in retrograde when you've got a feisty spirit and a sense of humor? #FeistyAndFunny #CosmicComedian #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft is seen as it lands with Crew-5 mission members aboard on Saturday, March 11, 2023.

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"From Scorpio to Sagittarius, The Moon travels, hmmm!" - Yoda

Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"

Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.

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Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, my fellow astro-nerds! Today we talk about planetary retrograde, or as I like to call it, the cosmic cha-cha. When a planet goes into retrograde, it's like the universe is doing the electric slide backwards. It can mess with our plans and make us feel like we're stuck in molasses. But fear not, for there are ways to navigate this dance. First, remember that retrograde is not a bad thing. It's just a different rhythm. Embrace the unexpected and be open to new possibilities. Don't be afraid to break out of your routine and try something new. This is a chance to shake things up and boogie in a different direction. Secondly, communication is key. When Mercury goes retrograde, it can feel like everyone is speaking a different language. So, make sure you're clear in your own communication and don't assume others understand you. And if there are misunderstandings, don't panic. Just dance it out and find a way to sync up. Finally, be patient. Retrograde can be frustrating, but it's temporary. The planets will eventually get back in line and we'll all be doing the hustle again. So, take a deep breath, trust the process, and keep on grooving. In summary, when retrograde hits, don't freak out. Embrace the cha-cha, communicate clearly, and be patient. And remember, everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. #CosmicChaCha #RetrogradeRhythm #BoogieInADifferentDirection #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

"…You cannot grow without approaching the fear, embracing the fear, and then pushing past it." — Tahira Allen, Digital Lead, NASA's Planetary Science Division and Science Engagement and Partnership Division, Mori Associates, NASA Headquarters

Former astronaut Eileen Collins sits at the pilot’s station aboard space shuttle Discovery during a hotfiring procedure on Feb. 2, 1995.

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"Get ready, Aries! You're in for a wild ride! #BuckleUp #RamPower #BladeRunnerApproved"

Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, my cosmic crew! Looks like the universe is taking a break from throwing us curveballs and there are no planets in retrograde. #FinallySomePeace But don't get too comfortable, my lovelies. This is just the calm before the storm. So, use this time to tie up loose ends, get organized, and prepare yourself for when the planets start playing their games again. #BringItOn And remember, just because there's no retrograde doesn't mean you're off the hook for all your problems. Take responsibility for your actions and work on improving yourself. #SelfImprovementIsKey So, keep your heads up, my starry-eyed friends, and enjoy the tranquility while it lasts. Who knows, maybe the planets will be nice to us this time around. #WishfulThinking #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Infrared light surges out from the Dumbbell Nebula, also known as Messier 27, in this Aug. 10, 2011, image from NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.